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make sure your friends are directors or VP's
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treat lower engineers with no respect
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in many cases yell at people so they can think you are smarter
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Publish someone's work in front of stakeholders
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WFH at least 3-4 times a month
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Get sick at least 2-3 times per month (you are human too)
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Go to th gym 2 hrs a day with friends
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Always kiss Axs, this will leverage your status.
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cover your director or VP's Axs when they are not at meetings
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Pretend to know something even though you don't and will check at google
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Yeah kissing axs is the best way to survive.
so true, qualcomm is same even in india