I see what they do and I can tell they just enjoy life:
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Arrive late
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leave early
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Just attend meetings
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No contribuitions
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exercise 2 hrs a day while everybody else is at work
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Big tongue to lick many many
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I know a guy at R who nevera shutdown his door to pretend he is always working late, he sits next to a VP and a director in Quality.
What M4aWTIi-mhc said, but he forgot sending emails from the bar and from home right before going to sleep. Also, if you're in WT, make sure to take the lower walk over from the building to the parking garage to minimize the chance of being seen. If you're seen arriving at your car in the garage, get something out and go back into the building for a few minutes before leaving again.
A more advanced technique requires a buddy. Leave your office door open and have somebody shut it for you when they leave (assuming they leave late).
Dye your skin like Michael Jackson that definitely helps!!!
Ask the one who does even clean up herself and comb the hair hahahaha that one is clear example of a Tramp who became a senior director
1) never use the elevator when coming or going home
2) send a few emails at 6am before arriving to work
3) send a few reminders from your cell when you are taken a sh--
Ask Thom H or Virgil T. Both know very well how to lick....