Hi, everyone! On this edition of Up to Speed....
#weneedmore severance
heart tug video segment that makes you think we give a damn
60 seconds with someone that makes 60 times your pay
useless crap we can't sell giveaway
nauseous banter
And now you're up to sniffing glue.
The moderator for vzweb articles will be earning plenty of overtime screening comments. Just call old Edith and Harold from headquarters over to fawn about their crudely-made, faxed-over "award" for not missing a day of work in twenty years.
Meanwhile, RSS who volunteered for EWA, put in 80-hours Thanksgiving week to make the store ready for Black Friday, got denied all vacation requests, and reset so goddammed many Apple ID passwords get to pay for the birth of their third child out of pocket while scrambling to find multiple jobs to pay the bills. Oh but here's an extra month of pay. Hope you understand, Lowell needs his $50 million dollar bonus. Toodloo.
Hahaha. Fresh Kool Aid to be served as well.