That's right...Lowe's s---s.
The ASM/Area Managers are scabs on some corporate scumbag's anal warts. They're about as smart as audience members at a Jerry Springer show, and uglier than some chick slinging hashbrowns at an Alabama Waffle House...at 2:00AM.
"Assistance needed in vinyl flooring...assistance needed in vinyl flooring." I've got a new one for you: "Assistance needed in the whole f---ing store...assistance needed in the whole f---ing store" because our newly-anointed managers are too stupid to schedule correctly.
Larry, Curly, and Mo - where are you?! You guys are more competent that the yahoos that "manage" my store here in southwest Georgia.
And you used sanitary napkins known as career Lowe's workers are about as smart as a box of rocks. "I'm waiting on an admin job," or "I'm thinking of applying to corporate." Wow, way to shoot for the stars! Uh...don't move out of your trailer park just yet Billy Joe or Bobby Sue - remember, you still have to pay for all that sh-- you got on your Lowe's credit card. Rats!!! I guess you'll have to wait another 10 years or so. But hey, the landlord in your trailer park will be happy.
For you Lowe's customers - thanks for supporting the behemoths that continue to ruin society and our country: DuPont, Monsanto, Coca-Cola, and the whole f---ing country we call China. Confucius say: "One who buy from Lowe's wake up with chop sticks made in Bangladesh."
"Never stop improving!" Yeah, right...never stop improving the value of our corporate shareholders.