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Fidelity VBO - Tuesday July 11 2017

The original VBO was to begin with 50 yr olds. I have been told that the purge is on for Tuesday , July 11. The remaining poor souls will be shipped off to re-education camps to learn how to act like Millennials. Good luck.

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How to be a baby boomer:

Generalize and complain

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Post ID: @oqv+O9NljNB

Spot on and I think the "re-education camp" was a joke, but it is in the vain of the company trying to get younger.... Youtube "Millennial International: Sponsor a Millennial Today"

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Post ID: @pfu+O9NljNB

Here is your Millennial crash course @ocs :

  • Dont' worry be happy.

  • Ask for things, a lot.

  • Refuse to do certain things, a lot.

  • Do not accept promises and long term plans, expect things to happen NOW

  • Expect a tech solution to ever problem you encounter.

  • Relax, loosen up a bit, it's just a job

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Post ID: @xww+O9NljNB

How do I learn to act like a millennial? I am a female developer in my late 40s.

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