Oracle was founded in 1977. How stupid if the FedEx packages are some gifts for the 40 year anniversary and HR is throwing pizza parties tomorrow in all the conference rooms?
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Nice pipe dream. You know ORCL doesn't do sh-- like that.
Then all the SCA employees will line up in with last name A-H to LE, I-O to MH and P-Z to SC. Three of them will hand out our severance packages.
Larry Himself will show up at the gates of Santa Clara, hobbling along on a cane -- then suddenly does a backflip! Everyone claps in delight!
HR will show up, laugh, and say it was a pretty funny prank while some documentary company is there doing a promotional piece on MH. He's spent the companies money before on trying to improve his image and reputation.
@P3UfVo2-oyy: Hilarious!!!
no the boxes are for you to move your office into the clouds ... Oracle clouds
Hahahaha...and the boxes delivered to work sites must be what we'll put the pizza leftovers in!