Thx HR guy, you saved my day. QC stocks will skyrocket and I will be soon one of the 50000 qualcomm employee multi-millionaires. Have already ordered 2 Tesla S for my family. Good that I decided to leave Mumbai and move to California. Good job HR!
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HR has been microdosing acid
"..there is always soma, delicious soma, half a gramme for a half-holiday, a gramme for a week-end, two grammes for a trip to the gorgeous East, three for a dark eternity on the moon.."
HR started giving out soma pills to combat low morale and curb attrition. Get your gramme for the day today in N
Let me guess, Qualcomm is the first company you are working for?