Thread regarding Whole Foods Market Inc. layoffs

Laddering up to the centralized malformed unit of dispensing natural fare telepathically as we drift

..endlessly down our river of unrefined coconut oil. Our gospel, the ever rant about plastics causing penile shrinkage mixed with kale promises of enduring micro-nutrient bliss...yay I saith we go boldly into the future uncertain of anything.

So my precious green warriors of patchouli laced muffins and salsa cookie breads....Be not weary. Wrap your arms around some fluffy mint marshmallows, bison meat sticks and bulk balsamic vinegar...things will get weirder for sure.

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coc--nes a hell of a drug

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Post ID: @2iih+QQr7P8f

Please remember WFM doesnt drug test, this post proves why they and all companies should...........

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Post ID: @1vnu+QQr7P8f

Please remember WFM doesnt drug test, this post why they and all companies should...........

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Post ID: @1hsx+QQr7P8f

This is horrible. Failed writer turned grocery clerk? Probably.

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Post ID: @1qty+QQr7P8f

!! Reminds me of Mackey's colorful email he sent out a couple of weeks ago....he used "ladder up" in the email. Nice one.

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Post ID: @1qrd+QQr7P8f

best post in awhile

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Post ID: @1rvc+QQr7P8f

take a chill pill dude

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