Thread regarding Verizon Communications Inc. layoffs

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We’ll be broadcasting live from #Hungergames2017 . Tune in and watch as our 5G test van broadcasts all the backstabbing and chaos in crystal clear 4K.

  • This post is meant as satire and hopefully brings a smile to your face on the eve of this bloodbath. Thank you to the half dozen C-levels making 50 million a year for your lack of leadership and years of poor decision making that got us to this point. Best of luck to employees tomorrow on both sides of the house.
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May the odds be forever in your favor!

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Post ID: @keu+QhMF4QJ

About 5 or 6 people there that can be riffed.

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Post ID: @yly+QhMF4QJ

It did bring a smile to my face indeed. I had a sh--ty day, this changed a bit.

Thanks OP.

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Post ID: @gue+QhMF4QJ

They are being replaced by Jamie Fox and Kathy Griffin

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Post ID: @xlx+QhMF4QJ

Ok, that was funny. One thing I will not miss from VZ is "The Morning People" on the home page every day.

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Post ID: @qyu+QhMF4QJ

We’ll also spend yet another 30 seconds putting a Pixel 2 in a bowl of Jello.

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Post ID: @adv+QhMF4QJ

Noooooooo!!!!! Not Rue!!!!!!

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