This is what is going on:
Fire all of those ages 50 and over.
Then we cancel their Social Security and Medicare overnight, just as they voted for. They did pile up huge 401k's, right? Their houses are almost paid off, right?
Now the young don't have to pay taxes to support their early retirement.
Since the young have a big tax cut, we can pay them less and hire them to work in the Dept of Toxic Waste replacing those that were just fired.
Hence 250 open positions.