Would you like a window or aisle seat on the titanic?
2 replies (most recent on top)
I'm fine in the basement. Poor class is fine enough. I'm ready to prepare my piggy bank and collect plastic bottles than go to grocery store to exchange my pennies.
I prefer a 1st class lifeboat for myself and the string quartet to cheer me up while I watch the titanic sink. Make sure my boat is large enough to fit my golden parachute AND it features a temperature controlled wine cellar for my wine collection which I always carry with me during my travels.