With the earnings beat and the huge jump in our stock price, I am so excited that next week my options vesting will be worth... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
That 20% bump on earnings has been given back and we are back in the death spiral. Can’t break $3 and hold.
Oh well, at least there are a lot of empty offices in the basement that I can go hide out in and take my afternoon siesta without having to worry about getting caught.
Now if Creekside would only have Chorizo burritos more often.
50, CHK is only as good as the people who work there. You’re a shining example of why layoffs and terminations will always take place.
The dumb supervisor is back. Go F yourself with the wellhead christmas tree.
You ungrateful puke. It’s a real first world problem to be in a job where you get stock options, work in modern facilities, and have to eat anything in a beautiful restaurant a few steps from where you work. Someone should knock you down and put a chorizo where the sun don’t shine.
Hey on the bright side you could find yourself a homeless shelter in one of those basement offices. Go ahead and prepare yourself. Claim squatters rights for when it all comes crashing down.