Thread regarding Oracle Corp. layoffs

Love it! Stupid questions get stupid answers, so yeah go ahead and become a Hurd the Turf copy and see where that gets you!

Question for Mr Hurd: What can I do personally to help make Oracle Cloud the #1 product and service for our paying customers?

Answer from MH: Lie, lie, lie. It's easy, just follow my lead. Parrot everything I say, the customers won't know what they're buying.

Question to MH: so when do you think they will know on your door at 5 am to take you in and charge you with cloud fraud?

@2sod - you can stop s---ing up to MH

Question for Mr Hurd: What can I do personally to help make Oracle Cloud the #1 product and service for our paying customers?

Question to MH: have you chosen the Federal facility where you would like to finish your life at tax payers expense as punishment for cloud fraud? And do you see yourself and LE at the same or different facilities? May be a little awkward if you end up in the same place, but then again, you could continue to play tennis together. What do you think MH?

Question to MH: given your track record of destroying HP, how much longer do you think it will take you to run oracle into the ground? I mean, it looks like you’re getting close to that point, doesn’t it?

And follow up: which company are you looking to join and run into the ground after oracle?

f--- ORACLE!!!!!!!!

@xmp - send me a ticked and I’ll be happy to show up and ask all these questions.

However, me thinks that the questions that get asked are very carefully selected so as not to upset the fragile egos of the theee stooges - just like in Putin’s Russia.

Q for MH: Once you eliminate all the high paying professionals who actually keep the technology working -- in exchange for the low paid college grads that you're hiring now who actually have no clue what any of the technology even does --- and save all that money for Oracle what happens after the customers' contracts dont renew?

Question to MH: how many people did you lay off to pay for the cost of this extravaganza?

Question to MH:

So many questions, why don't you go to the event and ask in person?

It's so easy to hide behind an anonymous web site.

Question to MH: when are you going to flush yourself down the toilet? It’s time!

Question to MH: can you help us understand what is happening with support and the extent to which it is/ has been moved to India and Rumania? How is it impacting customers?

Question to MH: oracle had laid off close to 20,000 people over the last 18 months and may lay off more, why does oracle never announce its layoffs? other companies always do

Question to MH: why are SFDC’s, AWS’ and MSFT’s cloud offerings growing much, much faster than oracle’s? What isnoracle doing wrong?

Question to MH: why does oracle need 2 over paid CEOs, yourself included MH, when every other public company in the US has one, and that one makes less than either of the two oracle CEOs?

Question to MH: so I understand that the turnover of the ‘class of ‘ kids is north of 60% in any six month period, tell me why that is and what oracle is doing about it?

Question to MH: tell me some more about cloud fraud and where things stand with the internal and the SEC investigations?

Question to MH: do tell me how you propose to use the remaining $400 m of the restructuring reserve, who will get laid off by function and location, and when?

LOL...wondering if "other special guests" will include LE or Doe if it doesn't, I bet the kids are gonna be so excited to press the flesh (ahem) with MH!

Ugh Hurd the turd is there to ruin the punch bowl of Oracle. Larry went senile and let this moron run a once great place into the ground. Now the Indians are picking the carcass clean.

As long as Mark's gonna get some tail at Austin, he won't care.

Ask Mark: You've cheated on your wife, eliminated the jobs of thousands, trashed two major corporations and are doing that again at Oracle. Is cutting the ceremonial ribbon an attempt to make believe that you aren't leading Oracle into the gutter, to pitch the younger workforce that they aren't going to be screwed like the field veterans you've been replacing, to make a show to Wall Street in an attempt to make them believe that Oracle Cloud is actually successful, to meet some of your performance objectives so you can net millions while everyone else isn't getting raises or all of the above?

Oh, goody, goody