Part of deal being finalized is to offer select Toys r Us buying staff relocation to Hoffman, and also take on toysrus.com, folding Toys r Us into Shop Your Way business unit
https://www.wsj.com/articles/toys-r-us-tells-workers-it-will-likely-close-all-u-s-stores-1521060803
(hint - this is fiction, but you never know, Eddie does like picking up bankrupt retailers)
Actually, it's not a horrible idea. The intellectual properties will probably go for next to nothing. He could slap the name on a few forget portrait studios or little ceasers just to stir up some people visiting the stores just to see.
Might as well put one sh-- mess with another.
I know that this is just a joke post, but with the "CEO" of SHLD, you never know. He does love buying up bankrupt companies (for the real estate, of course)!!
You got it!! Then Eddie will take half of the Sears stores and make them a TRU and then make smaller mattress and TRU stores and then offer PA with each toy purchased and free cash for Mattel toys and then just like SHC they will go bankrupt again.
OP: Congratulations, you are the epitome of idiocy. Although it doesn't take much effort to reach that pinnacle, you've not out done yourself.
Good job
April 1st is early this year apparently.
You’re an idiot.