Thread regarding Oracle Corp. layoffs

Fake it till you make it but know wind stop. financial times writer: The jig is up.

https://www.ft.com/content/1b1b137e-760f-11e8-b326-75a27d27ea5f

Article says it.

Please use the sharing tools found via the email icon at the top of articles. Copying articles to share with others is a breach of FT.com T&Cs and Copyright Policy. Email licensing@ft.com to buy additional rights. Subscribers may share up to 10 or 20 articles per month using the gift article service. More information can be found at https://www.ft.com/tour.

https://www.ft.com/content/1b1b137e-760f-11e8-b326-75a27d27ea5f?ftcamp=traffic/partner/feed_headline/us_yahoo/auddev&yptr=yahoo

Accessibility helpSkip to navigationSkip to contentSkip to footer

Sign In

Subscribe

Financial Times MYFT

Sign In

Opinion The Top Line

‘Fake it till you make it’ — but know when to stop

An appearance of strength can be as good as the real thing

By TOM BRAITHWAITE

Oracle chief Safra Catz erred on the gentler side of exaggeration with her enthusiastic talk of the group's cloud business

“Fake it till you make it” is a well-worn strategy in business. It is a perfectly valid approach, but it has limits.

During the financial crisis Deutsche Bank under-reported huge derivatives risks. Asset prices later recovered and the paper losses evaporated — in finance, in particular, the appearance of strength can be as good as the real thing. Less successfully, Lehman Brothers used an accounting scam known as Repo 105 to boost its liquidity position but it could not fake hard enough to survive.

For years, Vice Media s---ed in attention, investment and staff. At times it relied on a Potemkin village approach. To make it seem like a buzzy, fast-expanding workplace, friends were roped in to wander around toting laptops. New York Magazine reported that for one single, crucial meeting to impress Intel, a potential advertiser, a neighbouring office of architects was implored to vacate their space, which was quickly converted into a swanky annex (“an employee answered a buzz at the door to find a plumber who’d come to install a fancy Japanese toilet”). Vice won the Intel marketing money and, despite plenty of ups and downs, it endures.

Eventually, though, the bluffing can grow wearisome. For a while Oracle, a venerable enterprise software company, has portrayed itself as a cool “cloud” business. You can see why. Upstarts such as Salesforce, run by Oracle alum Marc Benioff, have commanded soaring valuations with their web-based subscription alternatives. Oracle did not want to be seen as a fading old colossus. Yet the company’s spin has never rung true: it has struggled to make the case that it has moved beyond its traditional licensing model.

This week Safra Catz, Oracle’s chief executive, led the company’s earnings presentation by highlighting “a tremendous number of wins in the cloud”. There were a whopping 66 mentions of the C-word on the conference call. But Oracle also surprised investors with a decision to stop disclosing cloud revenues.

“There is no hiding,” Ms Catz insisted. “It’s quite clear that we had a superb quarter and we’re expecting the same next quarter.” The shares dropped 5 per cent.

Oracle is on the gentle side of exaggeration. It has just, arguably, overcooked its presence and prospects in a whizzier adjacent sector. The lure of exciting tech, though, extends even to companies in totally unrelated fields that are looking for a boost.

Long Island Iced Tea Corporation decided late last year to change its name to Long Blockchain Corp. For a brief moment it came good: the company’s shares jumped 500 per cent as cryptocurrency nuts piled in.

Then Nasdaq accused it of trying to “mislead investors and to take advantage of general investor interest in bitcoin and blockchain technology”. This week Long Blockchain was delisted. There was more fizz when Long Island stuck to soft drinks.

At some point the jig is always up.

BP first deployed its “Beyond Petroleum” campaign 18 years ago but is still making the vast bulk of profits from hydrocarbons. The same is true of Royal Dutch Shell — which chief executive Ben van Beurden describes as an “energy transition company”.

They could follow the route of Big Tobacco, wringing plentiful cash from a slowly dying industry. Or they will have to gird investors for an expensive gamble on a real shift to clean energy. The “fake it” part can be fun but the “make it” part matters too.

by
| 1592 views | | 12 replies (last ) | Reply
Post ID: @OP+TOVQIAO

12 replies (most recent on top)

Confucius say...man who fart in Church must sit in own pew.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @1sfa+TOVQIAO

Check out the debt ratio chart:

https://simplywall.st/stocks/us/software/nyse-orcl/oracle/news/does-oracle-corporations-nyseorcl-pe-ratio-warrant-a-sell/

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @1tli+TOVQIAO

Confucius

One of the most influential thinkers of all time. He lived durring the Spring and Autum Period, durring the decline of Zhou China. Confucius tried and failed to obtain political office in his lifetime, and his greatest legacy is in the Analacets which his diciples compiled after his death.

Confucius stresses a simple life of filial piety and devotion to ritual. Like most great thinkers, his ideas would eventually be mangled beyond recognition by those seeking traditional justification for misogyny, xenophobia and a number of other nasty concepts espoused by Neo-Confucianists.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @1hpd+TOVQIAO

Confucius say...Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @1tpa+TOVQIAO

Regardless, oracle has long lost its mojo . This last Hail Mary by MARK & Larry (w Safra in tow) to become an incubator using their faux oracle cloud and the plastic worm as bait of oracle technology for the platform to build your business on is just like watching two old 70 year olds at a frat party try to bed young college girls: embarrassing & useless. .

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @qsn+TOVQIAO

The government could still take it down for securities fraud, would be a blessing for everyone

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @flj+TOVQIAO

Confucius say...He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @mgu+TOVQIAO

Just let oracle die so we can move on to other more important things.

Watching ORCL tank is like watching a terminally old and ill person die slowly in the nursing home.

Too bad oracle can’t be euthanised. It would be better for everyone. Employees could move on to more sane entities with fulfilling innovative careers and clients could be freed from the oracle licensing shackles and rapes and finally investors would not be duped anymore and the financial lies about faux success in anything besides database would finally end. Truly would be abeautiful thing.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @lrd+TOVQIAO

Debt ratio chart looks seriously bad.... just like the ship is going down.... which it is.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @cyi+TOVQIAO

Check out the debt ratio chart:

https://simplywall.st/stocks/us/software/nyse-orcl/oracle/news/does-oracle-corporations-nyseorcl-pe-ratio-warrant-a-sell/

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @yjy+TOVQIAO

Oracle is now so royally F:ed, because it is so royally F:ed up and correct it is nothing in the cloud. Enough with the faking, now fire the 3 +1 stooges

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @vla+TOVQIAO

Confucius say...Wise man not play leapfrog with unicorn.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @oug+TOVQIAO

Post a reply

: