Thread regarding Verizon Communications Inc. layoffs

Farewell to a few of my closest friends

I've been given a 12/28 LDW. So I'd like to say thanks to this board for years of amusement. I feel I have gotten to know many of you intimately despite a wall of anonymity. In particular there are a few tropes who merit a special tip of the hat.

When's The EISP Guy -- It is coming soon and you'll be richer than astronauts!

"Is Not Rif" Guy -- Turns out you were right all along.

Snarky Millenial Guy -- May those "Silverbacks" one day consider retirement.

Arrogant AGILE Guy -- Here's to your vision of a "Verison" with no lazy worker.

Get Off My Lawn Guy -- It's so hard to keep those pesky VZW employees in their correct forum.

Hidden Agenda/Provocateur Guy -- You milked that phrase like nobody's business.

Waffling Button Push Guy -- Just flip a coin next time, bro.

This Comment Needs to Be Its Own Topic Guy -- Your ability to copy and paste is beyond reproach.

Take care!

by the lazy worker
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Comment! It's anonymous!

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And to the guy who first translated “4Yee” for us. Thank you.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @3nhx+WzhNwYj

Stupid question guy...

Does anyone know when the last day to push the button is?

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @2cgi+WzhNwYj

funny material! good luck

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @1por+WzhNwYj

@WzhNwYj-ytc Who peed in your cherios? It was pretty funny (and true) stuff. Take a Zanex and have a drink. You'll be okay eventually.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @1mra+WzhNwYj

Best post ever!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

by Anonymous
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OP, as an homage to you, and as a nod towards your appreciation and acknowledgement of my work, I’d like to say,

“I suspect the Op has a hidden agenda in that silly post, that of provocateur.

Yet the rank and file didn't fall for it.

Nice try troll.”

Congratulations on your new journey. Job well done.

BTW, I hate the Asshat guy. I’m from an area where, by virtue of labeling a gentleman an asshat, you’ve simply proven your a yokel whose beverage of choice is a quart of Fudd, a beer that Moe Szyslak claimed had been banned after all those hillbillies went blind.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @1zeu+WzhNwYj

Don’t forget the grammar nazi...

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @1mcj+WzhNwYj

Too funny!

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @egt+WzhNwYj

What about the “nice try troll” guy and the “quit living in your moms basement” guy? They’re going to feel left out.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @ifi+WzhNwYj

Famous last words...

by the last guy
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Post ID: @zcw+WzhNwYj

OP - Funny stuff

BTW I use to be a "Snarky Gen-X Guy" now I complain about the "Snarky Millennial Guy"

Ah the circle of life goes on

by Snarky Gen-X Guy
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Post ID: @wpc+WzhNwYj

I am pretty sure with your lack of a life you will still be on this site

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @ytc+WzhNwYj

So, when is the next EISP?

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @cmq+WzhNwYj

Kudos to you .... la vida loca,

by Anonymous
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Cheers!

by Anonymous
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