Please bring out the layoff news and stop making us worry by keeping postponing! Everybody here not showing any productivity and wasting their time doing nothing including managers since beginning of this year!!! You have been bragging about it since Oct.
Can somebody email Mary Barra about this site?
Look guys. I just finished my early 2019 wardrobe shopping spree. I really don't have time to post here. I mean come on. You don't expect me to miss my stylist appointment, do you? She'll charge me a $2000 cancellation fee if i miss ANOTHER appointment (rolley eyes). Besides, any LOYAL GM-er only wants the ABSOLUTE BEST for all C-Suite employees, right? So please remember your role!
Anyway, since I'm here just SMH, I might as well tell you the latest. I haven't figured out which friends I want to keep around. Some of them are good hard workers. Others are pretty lazy--almost worthless. OK, who am I kidding. They're all useless but they have killer XMas parties. You should see how my immediate underlings decorate their homes -- FABULOUS. Once I figure out who I plan to keep around, I'll let them create a list. Be waiting for the list. It will come out soon.
All the best.
-M
Hello loyal employees. This is Mary Barra, your awesome CEO. If you own a GM car and drive it work everyday and everywhere you go, you will not get laid off. If you do not have a GM car, well then you better buy one because otherwise you are sol
Good morning loyal employees. This is Mary Barra, your awesome CEO. If you own a GM car and drive it work everyday and everywhere you go, you will not get laid off. If you do not have a GM car, well then you better buy one because otherwise you are sol
Ms Mary is such a nice lady. She dresses sharp but her age is showing. She is not under pressure since her income covers her apples. She lives well and all the work you have done is not appreciated after the years of service. People come and go and you are just a number. There are ways for payback but one for sure is DO NOT buy another GM vehicle let feel the pain if everyone does this.
This is Mary. Layoffs will begin when I say they begin.
She might already know about this website
Just email her directly.