Chief of Communications & Marketing? Marketing what??? Communicating what to the market other than bull. The rest of the chiefs have pretty much destroyed anything of value. You would have to be an absolute id--t to believe anything coming out of Norwalk.
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Her first lie “Thrilled to be starting a new position at Xerox as it positions itself for another century of success." Not sure if she understands a century means 100 years not days :)
Beyond amazing.. Really..
I hope she’s read ALL MARKETERS ARE LIARS by Seth Godin. It’s all she’s got!
Think politics, this person is simply hired to build a propaganda campaign.
"Look how much technology we have"
"Docushare is great"
"Johnny V is not a douchebag, hes Father Christmas"
It's all smoke and mirrors to inflate stock values
A Mel Brooks production revolving around all our chiefs would be perfect and make millions. He could also play the part of Carl Icahn.
Someone needs to do a comedy skit of all the chiefs interacting in a meeting.
Chief BS’er
Chief of Spin