Steps to becoming a technological powerhouse:
Have your Corp SVP, CHIEF TECH OFFICER go on a webex and describe all of the technology that the company is willing to invest in for the future and how excited he is.
Announce that you are now a holding company.
Less than a month later have your Corp SVP, CHIEF TECH OFFICER announce that he suddenly decided to retire.
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Also: send a link to all HCL employees. That link takes you to SharePoint and says your username does not exist. Fun!
Have to relate a trivial and yet ridiculous story - as a Global core - never will use that silly other name - we requested an invoice copy from Xerox - the tech powerhouse - via email and was told..... they do not have that capability. They can only fax or mail. Just saying...........
Step 4: Hire a spin master for your Chief Communication Officer.
Step 5: Brace yourself for a sh--storm of fake news.
Step 6: Stop believing the grandiose lie that we will become a tech powerhouse.
Step 7: Accept the fact that only one goal exists: make money for Carl Icahn.
Setting up a functioning webex would be a good start