Recent story: “IBM AI Can Predict with 95% Accuracy Which Employees will Quit”
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/04/03/ibm-ai-can-predict-with-95-percent-accuracy-which-employees-will-quit.html
Here’s what I think was really said:
"IBM AI makes 95% of employees want to quit."
IBM machine learning helps managers create working conditions that gets more people to quit than any other method. Gone are the days when you can reliably push someone out the door using only reduced responsibilities and poor performance reviews. IBM has a better way. We leverage AI to make each employee uniquely miserable.
Got people over 50? We make them feel worthless. Got employees that want retraining? We get them to lose all hope. Are you tired of paying severance? IBM is here to help! We have been getting people to quit in record numbers at IBM labs all over the world. We’ll work with you to make your employees as unhappy as ours.