Chevron Buys Anadarko in $33 Billion Bet on Shale Oil, LNG
SWN was passed up like a bushel of rotten bananas at the grocery store. However, Silly Billy says SWN will layoff 50% out of respect for the APC employees.
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Anyone seen the mole around lately? Surely he’s got some news as to our future. I only got a few dollars of stock, and our CEO apparently took the rest. Would love to hear the transcript from the board meeting!
Absolutely NO credi-BILLY-ty
Hope no layoffs occur this week
“We must compete and win”, said Way on his 3rd annual 1st place finish in the Jokers of America toilet clogging contest. “It was a head to head contest with JB and I in the top spot. I learned a trick at the last hot dog eating contest, with the double wiener chow down. It proved to pay off, and really made it a challenge for our cleaning crew”, said Way. Mr. Ways winning trophy will be on display this week in the Market.
Are layoffs going to happen? Real people need to know!
If SWN is so full of losers, why are they trying so hard to win?
Under our current CEO he has strategically placed us to “compete and win” for last place. He does get an honorable mention for “best layoffs” and a participation medal for “gutting your company with layoffs to save execs bonuses”. Well played on 5th floor!
Consider SWN the Energy Boot Camp. You can’t stay forever. In the mean time, hone your skills. Your next job is awaiting.
Consider SWN the Energy Boot Camp. You can’t stay forever. In the mean time, hone your skills. Your next job is awaiting.
As he said, rotten bananas is all SWN is...
Once Chevron has the newly purchased records in the system, layoffs for sure, unless those individuals have law degrees; Chevron covets those folks.
Liquid rich shale gas and shale oil are not the same thing genius.