Thread regarding Union Pacific Corp. layoffs

Be extra cautious when you return from any type of leave.

Managers aren't stupid. They know your game plan.

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My foreman gives us alot of chon chon for lunch. Meckoes all over.

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Post ID: @3zpp+Z959t0j

If UP lays you off on the spot, why extend them the courtesy of more than five minutes’ notice?

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Post ID: @2ndv+Z959t0j

I fart in the wind and blast my boss!

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Post ID: @1uaa+Z959t0j

I’ll be extra cautious when I go in the managers office and leave a nasty fart

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Post ID: @1pmi+Z959t0j

I’ll be extra cautious when I lay off dec 25 and tell the sad sack manager to have a merry f---ing Christmas .

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Post ID: @1tjg+Z959t0j

I took a leave of absence to work for a short line and never returned. I’m glad I made the move I make good money and get treated like a human being.

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Post ID: @1fce+Z959t0j

I should know! I used to be a officer there!

I like guys too!

Say hi guys!!

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Post ID: @1hot+Z959t0j

North Platte carmen are a joke. And i heard alot of them like having s-x with eachother cause all the women in nebraska are fat cows

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Post ID: @1gyf+Z959t0j

Best way is to use all your vacation and then at the end of your vacation say I’m turning in my notice...effective immediately. Goodbye.

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Post ID: @1fvi+Z959t0j

Trust me, managers are doing the same thing.

I took vacation, did my job interviews, picked from the best offer (I got three), and quit UP the day after I got my new start date.

Word to the wise: don't give two weeks notice. I would actually recommend not giving any notice at all. It does more for UP than it does for you. If you can somehow find the time to apply for jobs and go to interviews without using your vacation, UP will cut you a check (very slowly) for your unused vacation time. Every little bit helps.

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Post ID: @1rrl+Z959t0j

Carl likes testing us shoe changers. Coaches us up on body position all the time.....

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Post ID: @1zum+Z959t0j

Of course, homos all over the place. It’s North Platte, NE. Not saying anything is wrong with that. Haha do you think there are any decent looking girls in North Platte? Lots of meth heads and Homo railroaders... like Carl.

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Post ID: @1ygt+Z959t0j

My manager is in the bathroom crying and going out on stress leave.

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Post ID: @1uji+Z959t0j

I'm going to fall down and trip and get hurt and hit the FELA lottery.

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Post ID: @1dhw+Z959t0j

So Carmen in North Platte are a bunch of

Hommmmos?? Rumor is North Platte

S---s Mgrs weeeeeenies

LGQBT capitol of UPRR...

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Post ID: @1gvr+Z959t0j

I’ve met Carl once. Very soft and gentle hands. Mouth like a lazy river.

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Post ID: @1imz+Z959t0j

Do you think he would like mike Ockballs?

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Post ID: @1icx+Z959t0j

Rumor has it he’s a little short... on both ends. If you are picking up what I’m putting down. The only high ball he likes is all over his face! Allegedly.

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Post ID: @1bqj+Z959t0j

I’m from north platte and me and my brothers love getting banged by him. We bad order the heck out of things until he gives it up. High ball

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Post ID: @1oyn+Z959t0j

Had a rough shift of changing shoes all day. Finally came out of my time. I’m a journeyman Carmen now. Changed thousands of shoes. Toughest job on the the railroad. I also herd Carl S. Is banging a Carmen, can any other loser Carmen from North Platte confirm?

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