Pseudonym (Mktng) - easy for you to say, while you still apparently have your job. Don't worry, "life" as you so eloquently and philosophically waxed, will catch up with you too. It is just a matter of time. And no, having DWA on your resume won't be a "killer" (again, as you put it so scholarly), rather, it will be a killer when it comes to landing your next job. Just wait, you will see.
The Croods: DOA. Why even bother?