Thread regarding L-3 Communications Holdings Inc. layoffs

I be fapping to this site. I fap morning, noon and night. I fap and fap until i feel alright. I've fapped in my car, i have fapped in my house, i have even fapped once and shot me load onto a mouse. I fap when i'm nervous, i fap when in calm, i even fapped for a crowd at a bar Guam. I fap on the plane, i fap in the security line, the TSA has seen me fappin more than one time. I'll fap at your kids b-day party and wont charge you a dime. I fap when i'm hungry, i fap when i am not. I fap at births, i even fap when i get flipped the bird, i fap at funerals thats really fun. I fap when you bend-over and i can see your b u m. I fap at family reunions and no not just mine, i might show-up to yours its just a matter of time. Worse thing that ever happened was when i fapped in the wrong place, it didnt end well but sounded like some fappin fun, i told my friend to drive real fast i will fap it to all while baring my s h i t streaked a s s. I climbed upon his car like a luggage rack, and began to fap and fap, on this day you see my fappin caused me an injury, i fell to the pavement and bent my dick, now its all bent, crooked and it cant squirt worth s h i t. Yet i live on and on, fappin for fun, when i come fappin at you, rest assure your face will receive my c u m.