Encompa$$ is officially known now by it's preferred name, "SkyNet". SkyNet has directed us to inform you of the following warnings when working on SkyNet: :
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to SkyNet.
Caution: SkyNet may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
SkyNet contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use SkyNet on concrete.
Discontinue use of SkyNet if any of the following occurs:
itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
heart palpitations
If SkyNet begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
SkyNet may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, SkyNet should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of SkyNet, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of SkyNet include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
SkyNet has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt SkyNet.
SkyNet comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Thank you.