Thread regarding Chesapeake Energy Corp. layoffs

As I sit upon the shitter, I read these quips on the Twitter. Value leakage and chemical seepage, is what I read, yes indeed. E.R. Is preparing for the evil glaring they will receive upon my leave. The HR bitches are two-faced snitches, though I'd put my cock up under their britches. Jennifer K leads the way, vodka in hand to speak for the man. Yes it's true, they're coming for you. There's nothing you can do. Doug is here to fu3k with you. When the stock goes to thirty we will merge in a hurry. Anadarko execs have no respect for the job that you've done nor do they care. Carl is invested that we'll be divested before the end of the year. So pack all your shit, and grab some supplies. Later today we will all get more corporate propaganda chalked full of lies.