10 The football team is undefeated
9 Accumulating debt is a good thing right?
8 UoP Graduates qualify for jobs that High School graduates don't want
7 Faculty that works in the field-(guess their regular jobs have bad pay)
6 Learn to work in a team environment(what the hell was little league for)
5 Fill that empty space on the wall with the certificate
4 High admissions standards- pulse and access to Federal Aid
3 The female coeds are hot - post menopausal women do get hot flashes
2 Your Probation officer will allow you to stay out past 6 pm
1 It will give you a reason to wear red socks