Give me a bottle ASAP. I'm going to get drunk, eat some taco bell, and then shit all over campus. After that I'm going to kick some duck ass. They're always quacking and swimming around the creek like they own the damn place. Well guess what? It's time they know who's boss. If they're not careful I'll throw some 6 pack plastic wrappers things in the creek and make their life a living hell.
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This guy is not joking. I seriously just found a steaming pile of human feces in the parking garage elevator....of wait, it was just someone from HR. Sorry all. My mistake.
My friends call me John...
Goddamn it Jenny! I'm done playing games with you. The way you lead me on has given me a lot of heartache. I just can't do it anymore! Go find your own ducks.
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