Mr. Big was the most evil, horrible man to ever walk the 4th Floor in all my years here. He was a sadist and a master of sexual abuse. I can't believe what I read of those who seem to worship him. He was Godless and gutless and only out for himself. I know of several coworkers whose families and lives he destroyed. Don't be so callous and give him credit for anything besides anal rape and theft of company funds. He was a bigger bastard than all the fatherless children he has sired.
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His crap is acceptable currency throughout the European Union. Wish he was back!
I kept a lock of Mr. Big's hair to ward away the evil spirits that haunt this place lately. They are said to keep away the tranny troll...
It must have been Mr. Big. I saw a Socle sales rep in there, but they are apparently certified impotent. It stops unwanted farmer's daughter pregnancies while they're out drumming up business in rural OK and TX. Big is Back! Big is in da House!
He once showed me a movie of him plowing my wife. Was the most beautiful film I have ever seen. It won 8 oscars.
Who do you think us going to be your boss in 6 months, idiots.
There is still a warrant out for his arrest so I doubt it. But we all miss him.
Did he bring Nick with him?
I hope he isn't. Have been in counseling every single day of my life since my first closed door conversation with him. Rejoiced when he came back from Hawaii, quit and went to University of Phoenix.
He is the reason I am here!
That subversive degenerate was a major reason we are where we are.
Would explain the donut tire marks in the parking lot and the new Ferrari California parked out there.
God I hope so. Would be nice for someone to have some balls again around here