A guy named Jack flew off to D.C.
To have a chat with the D.O.E
He took no docs as per their request
He wanted to chat they said surely you jest!
Jack attempted to deal like a sly old fox
The department said just give us the Docs!
You show up here with empty hands
Yet you bitch, complain and make demands?
Get your ass on your plane. Go pack your boxes.
We are tired of excuses from you corporate foxes.
Jack went home with a new great idea.
There will be no paychecks well except one for me!