Being a Cristian and Non Profit would be a good thing. As we know know ALL females were placed on earth to serve man, "for the bible tells me so". Therefore, each male employee would get his own personal servant from the selection pool. Said pool would be well stocked at all times by the company, so you can trade servants for some new pleasures. This would be an outstanding boost to moral. Good moral means employees work harder and make more money for the company. With all the saved tax money, the company would be able to provide scotch for all employees. The company (using unneeded tax money)would provide knee-pads and lingerie to all female employees as needed. Yes, a Christian business model is the way to go.
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I like the plan. Being Mr. Big, I should get more than one servant.
This is an outstanding plan. Hell, students would now be able to "earn" passing grades. Everyone wins.
OMG, This is Hillarious!
God helps those who help themselves....so I am going to go get some more Scotch on my P-Card.
Well, if the schools go Christian, at least we can put the students in uniforms. We could have specially designed one for the girls to show off the goods. That would make it easier to know which ones you want to trade favors from grades with. I think something short, very short and tight, with very low neck lines. Maybe thigh high stockings that show when they sit with heels. Thoughts?
Faculty would know, but I think the Christian idea is just who owns the college, a church or some group like them. I don't think accreditation would allow curriculum to be changed to be religious. Does anybody know how this works?
THE BIBLE IS RIGHT... it says that if a woman is found to not be a virgin on her wedding night that she is to be stoned to death on her father's porch. "But if ... evidences of virginity are not found for the young woman, then they shall bring out the young woman to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death with stones..." (Deuteronomy 22:20,21) So the BBQ and auction was cancelled but now we can have some good old fashion WOMAN STONING. Line up girls.
So were in the Bible does it say that? My Bible said that man needed a helper, Gen 2:18-26. Christ Himself said that He didn't come to be served but to serve. Perhaps you could read His word a little more and pay attention to the part where "God is not mocked"
I don't see this as a joke. There. Is stuff online about how. They buy place sang go Christian. They also do some good business so maybe bonuses. I could use this. Got a kid in college and fall semester is approaching. Anybody know about Clifford's plans?
Finally more people having a laugh! And I submit my vote!
Now we're talkin'! Brilliant!
AMEN!
Sadistic troll.
I think we should allow female students to do some trading for better grades. I have three students in one of my classes right now that could earn better grades!
This would work. I like it. Only hire 10's :)
You have my vote!!!!!!!!!!!