Are we still having it or what!
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Parthenon to be held in Washington DC as scheduled. The opening location has been changed to the Department of Education with a pajama party at the Federal Bureau of Corrections after the famous star light round table with the stupid Jack M flashing lights in the Halls of Federal Justice (BYOV).
All of this years Partenon recipients will received 2 weeks of furlough tax free and a hitchhikers thumb for the trip home.
Beth just sent the email for those who made this years Parthenon. No trip but you just got back 5% of your pay and an Jack M bobble head as your trophy.
Yes! Here is the address: 389 E Boulderville Rd. Kamas, UT 84036
It's being held on 10/31/2014 @ 9 am...see you there!
It's being moved to the Hedonism Resort in Jamaica.
They just got a great deal with Satan so this year's Parthenon will be in hell. Jack will be there roasting weenies. Escores don't matter, you're all invited!
Yeah and how is your IQ?
The touted "better recognition of employees" is having coffee in the break room.
37512 - that's OK, I've heard Orange is the New Black.
Parthenon will be scaled back a bit due to the limited party hosting capability at Jack's future address: Cellblock D in the Federal prison. Please dress in sympathetic shades of orange and leave enough time for a full body cavity search upon arrival.
Yeah and how's your eScore?
Parthenon was cancelled a long time ago.
If I get to go, I'm going as roadkill. That's how I feel lately.
Nobody come as a weasel, though. Jack's had a special King Weasel costume made and he'll be pissed if you try to steal his thunder.
It's been delayed until Friday 10/31, with "recovery" days on Saturday and Sunday. It's in Vegas, of course, and suggested costumes have an animal theme this year: shark, donkey, and wolf.