Hey, KD, it's been awhile. Good to see you! I'm here with a little advice to help you get through these uncertain times. Follow my instructions carefully and everything will be better. I need you to go to Nebraska and Fletcher Avenues. There you will see the "Todd Adult Superstore." Behind this building you will find a small, orange shed. Inside that shed (lock combination 34-12-33) you will find the Temporal Interval Modulation Emitter (T.I.M.E.) machine. Read the instruction manual carefully. Following the directions, set the T.I.M.E. dial to the year 2008. Climb into the machine and push the red lever. There will be a blinding flash. Look in the machine's glove compartment. You must kill the woman whose name is in the purple envelope. Do not be concerned if her name is also KD. It is what must be done to undo the terrible damage to people's lives that has been wrought. Go boldly and complete your mission, KD! Godspeed!
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I wish we all knew who KD was?
I am MAD at you op....only because I didn't come up with this awesome post! One of the best posts ever!!! You rock.
That was mean, but so much fun! KD is the East Coast BW.
No, that wasn't me. This is. I will admit that the post is funny! A+ for creativity!!
38718: I wouldn't be surprised if you really ARE MH. It's no secret how much you hate KD (and all women). Go f*** yourself you sloppy,fat loser!
38726: Listen to 38730. I know one SFS employee who was so psychologically damaged after working there that she literally lost her hair from stress. She not only had to quit SFS, but quit working entirely for almost a year to recover. KD is a horrible, horrible troll-like person who hires freakish, creepy underlings to enforce her evil will. She is repugnant. I've actually thought that there's no way anyone could ever deserve to live with that and ended up feeling sorry for her husband.
Dude -- that was the way coolest way to tell someone to go f*** themselves that I've ever heard! I thought it was gonna go one way when the Todd came into the story, but you turned it a different way and it was awesome!
Anonymous38726 -- Trust me, you don't know KD. She's driven staff to suicide, or at least to serious medical conditions. She's the foulest woman to ever walk the earth, and she spreads disease and unhappiness everywhere she goes. Kind of like a plague.
So it's okay to tell people to commit suicide, wow.
Too funny! I'm assuming this is VP KD from the Tampa references. I'll go check out the other posts.
Score! LMFAO!!!