Another poster claimed to see KD, head of Socle, reading this site on her phone. I thought it might be a nice idea to have a thread just for KD, to make her feel welcome here. This is a place for people to post their deepest feelings about her and to give her some advice and guidance on how to navigate through the current troubled waters. KD - this is for you!
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This is fun! That sour bitch has her head so far up her butt I can't even imagine how she'll react to knowing what people think of her. I'm imagining her reading this and stuffing bag fulls of burgers and fries into her trap. Chomp, chomp, you evil old toad. Chomp, chomp!
What's you cell number?
38712 -- Holy shit! I am LMFAO!
Hey, KD, it's been awhile. Good to see you! I'm here with a little advice to help you get through these uncertain times. Follow my instructions carefully and everything will be better. I need you to go to Nebraska and Fletcher Avenues. There you will see the "Todd Adult Superstore." Behind this building you will find a small, orange shed. Inside that shed (lock combination 34-12-33) you will find the Temporal Interval Modulation Emitter (T.I.M.E.) machine. Read the instruction manual carefully. Following the directions, set the T.I.M.E. dial to the year 2008. Climb into the machine and push the red lever. There will be a blinding flash. Look in the machine's glove compartment. You must kill the woman whose name is in the purple envelope. Do not be concerned if her name is also KD. It is what must be done to undo the terrible damage to people's lives that has been wrought. Go boldly and complete your mission, KD! Godspeed!
Anonymous38674 --- Omg, how is mh still there? I'm guessing he's also the "mr no emails" in the post below yours. Is his creepy "buddy" tp still there? It's been interesting reading about this whole "socle" venture, but it sounds really messed up there. Wish all of you the best! J
Hey KD - Love the ambience you've created in Tampa! Every morning I wake up and rush to get ready so I can be there, basking in the sense of community we share. If your managers got just a bit classier, they could moonlight as white trash! "Woot woot! Score!"
Hi KD! I was amazed that it took you so little time to go from having no educational or regulatory experience (weren't you a bookkeeper from Princess Cruise Line?) to being a competent Title IV regulatory expert. Oh, wait...no, it didn't happen quite like that, did it? You had the bravado to say "screw it!" to the feds and their regulations! Some silly little government agency wasn't going to interfere with our company's profits under your watch! And why have student finance staff who knew the students at the campuses? Ridiculous! The modern way is to create a sweatshop and push that money through! "Don't be picky! We don't call our students liars! Just approve the damned funds or find another job!" And what brilliant hires you made. Mr Call Center: "I don't need to know what they're doing. Just that they're doing it fast!" Mr No Emails: "Everything about this topic has to be on phone calls only. Nothing in writing! Nothing in writing!" And you let them hire all of their creepy little buddies. What leadership! Bet after this venture you end up CEO of a Fortune 500 company! Oh, wait...
Sounds like a vile pig
Ah, KD. Sounds like she hasn't changed a lick! My favorite recollection is when she said that Title IV regulations were "suggestions." I kid you not. She'd start off meetings with her inspirational "belief vs reality" anecdote, in which she told everyone that she sees herself as being a very healthy person. "But of course, in reality I'm not. I smoke two packs a day, drink like a fish, and eat nothing but fast food!" All true. Yeah, what a classy lady she is!
Cruel but accurate.
I don't work with the lady, but this is how you're supposed to recognize her when she comes to Santa Ana: "KD = Bitch with the F@#$ed-Up Face." I'd think that it was cruel, but I have a feeling that she's fair game. Unless, of course, she actually has a medical disfigurement, in which case I feel bad for repeating that.
Do you like what you see so far KD?
This comment was from a post downstream a bit, but i really love it and think it perfectly describes how I see our fearless leader! "Wow, Socle are like the cockroaches that survive the nuclear blast. What sleazy, sneaky little snakes you are!" (just substitute "KD and Co." for "Socle")
Hi KD, T here. I've worked for you for three years but you probably wouldn't recognize me if we ran into each other at the mall. You don't have that many staff -- how much effort would it take to learn our names? Not that you're ever here. Must be nice spending most days "working" from home in Orlando while the rest of us are treated like sweatshop laborers. You have lots of laughs with your jolly little entourage sycophants, but they secretly despise you. You can see it in their eyes when you turn away. ESPECIALLY DS and MH, but they've both proven that they have huge issues with women in general. Did you think you were somehow different? That they respected "the old broad"? I'm about to leave to start something new and better. I'm also bringing lots of documentation of your regulatory misdeeds to pass on to various state and federal agencies. It'll be interesting to see what comes of the rest of you.
Anonymous38635 -- why do you write it as an acronym, or were you trying to yell out the word?
Nobody gives a crap about SOCLE. Seriously. Give it a rest.
Hi KD -- I'll start this off. I don't know if you really are the Super Troll who has been flipping out and posting dozens of crazy long cut and paste jobs whenever interesting information about Socle is posted, and I don't care. I expect that sort of behavior to be beneath you and way too much trouble. I'm sure you delegate the web troll jobs. But I will give you this -- you don't have to be a web troll, because you are the truest personification of an actual troll ever! You're so good at it I'm surprised you don't live under an actual bridge! Keep being scary, KD, keep being scary.