Come on all of you L-3 men, Uncle Dave needs your help again
He's got himself in a terrible jam, way down yonder in Cam-den
Put down your books lay off someone, we're gonna have a whole lot of fun
And it's one, two, three, what are we workin for
Don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is layoff land,
And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates
Well--it Ain't no time to wonder why, Whoopee, Camden’s bout to die
Now, come on HR, don't be slow,
The layoff’s comin-just go-go-go
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Rhino’s with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the ball,
The Ops building doesn’t fall
And it's one, two, three,
What are we workin for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Cam-den
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well-- there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! We’re all gonna die.
Now come on generals,let's move fast;
Your big chance is here at last.
Now go on out and get big jobs
No box work, no small jobs
And you’ll that when you’ve won
When the Ops has come undone.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we workin for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Layoff Land;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well-there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to Layoff Land
Come on fathers, and don't hesitate
To send your sons off before it's too late.
You can be the first ones in your block
To lose your job and your smock.
And it's one, two, three
What are we workin for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Layoff Land.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.