I think we should auction each student to other schools!!!! They get increased enrollments, students are saved. Each one can have a card showing their debt, number of credits, GPA, we should start with VETS since we are no longer eligible for the GI Bill.
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So back to auctioning the students....
What else can we sell off... Jacks yacht?
I wonder if we can melt down those Parthenon awards and sell the gold
Actually... Students are probably looking to transfer anyways
We may need to get even more creative with liquidation. Read the post on HQ not paying on HQ lease!
We would never bash any "subprime student."
This wasn't meant to bash students. :-(. More of just putting humor on the sale loans, equipment...
Most of my students have the depth of a parking lot puddle. It would be like shopping at the dollar store.....
31887... Lol. Some campuses will make out like a bandit!!!
Maybe we could sell them by the pound?
Instead of holding on to diplomas, they're holding price tags
I'm picturing my students in a line like graduation...
They go two for one
How much do "subprime students" normally bring at auction?
It's like baseball trades
Well that's an interesting twist of getting money.