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Steve Hall for President 2016

I believe my unique qualifications as a leader in both military and industry outside of the political status quo are exactly what this great country needs in order to place it 'back on track'.

Financially, I cannot compete with the current big money political incumbents. That said, I will be waging a true grass roots campaign, unlike any that has ever been done before. Specifically, I will be campaigning from the public restrooms of this great nation.

My cadre of young loyalists will be placing election flyers around the restrooms of your facility in the future. I trust this will be tolerated by the V.P. Staff. It is the least you can do for me considering the manner in which I was dismissed.

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there's a souljah waitin!

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Divine - even though I would blindly follow you into oncoming I-15 traffic, there is only one more human being I would rather blindly follow into oncoming traffic, hopefully while dancing to Abba - the late, the great STEVE HALL! As you know, I served as his humble man-servant for many years, awakening early to stoke his gentle ego, and to improve my chances of taking over your job (which, so far, hasn't worked out). I carefully poured over each word of Steve's, not to mention his casanova method for dealing with the ladies (what a guy!). If I can seduce as many as he, than perhaps I would have a chance at your job (or at President of the United States). Still your humble servant (but prefer to be Steve's) - Lynn Geek

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Steve - As you taught us loyal cadre followers, "What Got you Here Won't Get you There." To be "Good to Great" you have to have more than a receding hairline and a degree from a third-rate school in Atlanta. You should have gone to MIT like me (wait...did I go to MIT?), be sexy as hell (although, I could probably lose a few pounds), and wear as many suits as you can procure from Mr. Mac (my favorite tailor, by the way). Instead, I think you should run for Vice President under my careful tutelage. God bless, you (you crazy old fart). With love, and humbly (or not so humbly) yours,

Divine Allen, Director of Supply Stain

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