Guy Fuwkes condemns Guy Fawkes as an imposter of Guy Fuwkes, a propaganda minister of L-3 HR, and a silly man with low self-esteem and societal value. He voted for Mia Love, Barack Obama, and Putin. He does not represent the views of the struggling "L-3 everyman". Give him no more attention! Vote Guy Fuwkes next Tuesday for Congress....our slogan, "get the Fuwk out there (in Congress)!"
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Guy Fawkes has been forced into early involuntary retirement.
You're right. Guy Fawkes is an idiot. Union! Union! Union!
Don't encourage the ignorant jerkoff - maybe he took to actually finding a new job (as people often do in the real world outside of the CS-E bubble) instead of incessantly bitching about his current one. UNION PROUD!!!
I hope the real Guy Fawkes (whoever he may be) is just catching his breath and will soon enlighten with a bombastic assessment of the post-package period at CS-East.
I changed my mind. I support Guy Fuwkes, too. Here's my slogan for Guy, "Don't be sly as a Fawkes. No one Fuwkes with Guy Fuwkes!"
Here's yer slogan: "No Guy Fuwkes up quite like Guy Fuwkes."
Fawkes, Fuwkes... Get behind the real deal, Guy Fowkes! That's "Fowkes" as in "pokes" or "smokes." You betcha.
Guy Fawkes also voted for Jimmy Carter, Ebola, Genghis Khan, and Milli Vanilli. Vote Guy Fuwkes instead. He's the only one who can guide us out of L-3 misery.
How about this?... "L-3 CSW Fuwkes things up, but Guy Fuwkes doesn't..."
How about this for a campaign slogan, "Who needs Love, When you got Fuwk?"
I don't understandunderstand why I'm not seeing more vitriol about that wonderful waste of skin and disgusting hair known as Camille Guth. She needs to go. You'll all note that right about the time she got done blowing John Hill and was promoted to V P was the beginning of the end. She is a fouless that must be purged. Stand up for a better L3.
Who is John Galt? A supporter of Guy Fuwkes for Congress... that's who!
Guy Fawkes wears his mother's underwear to bed at night! Vote Guy Fuwkes!