This is what a typical morning if rumors sounds like at Baker:
Employee V: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Employee M: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Employee R: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Employee V: Exactly.
employee R: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Employee S: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Employee Z: The dead rising from the grave!
employee V: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Employee M: All right, all right! I get the point!