Topics regarding layoffs at Eclipse Resources Corp.

Topics regarding layoffs at Eclipse Resources Corp.

Montage Resources (Established via a combination of Eclipse Resources AND Blue Ridge Mountain Resources)

Montage Resources (formed through a combination of Eclipse Resources & Blue Ridge Mountain Resources) is a production company with approximately 218,000 net effective undeveloped acres currently focused on the Utica and Marcellus Shales of southeast... —  read more 

Head Bobbers & Hand Jobbers

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a h--ker. She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a... —  read more 

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Rooster & Mommy Go To Heaven

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are... —  read more 

The Captain & The Camel

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?". The... —  read more 

Prison Love

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her... —  read more 

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Robot For Sale

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some homework." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok... —  read more 

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Passing Gas

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and... —  read more 

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Mr. Smith

One day Mr. Hulbert, the CEO of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Oleg, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Oleg looked at Mr. Hulbert and said, "Barbara is my best... —  read more 

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