Does anybody have anything encouraging to say or any good jokes that are not related to the company? I'm tired of all this speculation and pointless updates about Centene. We are all aware by now of the VSP buyouts, potential layoffs, company-wide changes, and Medicaid updates. Constantly reading about this company is not good for our minds. Let's take a break and share some laughs!
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To err is human, but if you want to really foul something up, you need a computer.
Don't let anyone live rent-free in your head!
What type of pants does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans.
Working 9-5 … Dolly Parton
The joke is the CEO they hired to run this place.
Leadership.
They're a bad joke, but a joke none the less.
Make it a great day!
You are valued. You are loved.
Virtual happy hour at 5pm every day lol take a shot for every encouraging post.
Enjoy every day like it’s your last and let time take care of the problems. A job, house, car, and really nothing is guaranteed.
Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
I got work in the morning, and so do you.
The night was dark,
The hour was two.
Around the corner,
A wagon flew.
Hit a bump.
A scream was heard.
Donald got hit by a flying tu-d!
Did that help?
@a1 I been listening to some empowering songs. One I got on repeat is “big things popping” ( I don’t listen to rap often), but I heard someone playing it, so I started playing it…. Yeah! LOL!
An impasta!
What do you call a fake noodle?