Reportedly, a secret task force has been set up to prepare carveout options to give management more flexibility for asset sales.
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Usually last for 6 months before you flagged up before a Manager is rsed to do something.
Until enjoy the money.
@1a6
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How long can it last.... I have been charging my time to anything but billable work for a few months now. They claim work is coming. It's fast approaching a point where it would have been cheaper to lay me off, and then get me back that this fiasco. Give me £1000 every time you have a question and you'll get my attention. This is no way to run a business!
Insurance book is all they have... The other two divisions are led by a dinosaur and a bald id--t who hadn't figured out he's not in India anymore
Russet potato jokes is selected for this role, beacause of the extraordinary turnaround that he showed in the internal IT department
@a8 keep up !
It's called OASIS now
@ax You’re not the candidate we’re looking for. Your honesty doesn’t align with the board's strategic vision for this role.
@aq I'll do it. $20m a year for about three years whilst doing f all but flying around in the corporate jet with your mates.
I might never work again after it, but hey I'll take the risk.
Is there an application form I need to fill out?
This is nothing new. They've been working on this for almost as long as DXC has been in existence. Three piles of cr@p won't sell any faster or for more money than one big pile.
@ap If you encounter a candidate eager to attach their reputation to this catastrophe the board is all ears.
They probably read my post on here the other day where I pointed out that splitting by division isn't the only option.
Maybe this forum is the new suggestion box.
If it is, here's another.. Get a new ceo who actually spends all of his time working for DXC and not his multiple other companies.
Our AI-Infused Platform-X must surely be worth 10s of Billions of dollars on it's own.
Competitors would be scrambling all over each other to buy it off us.
We could then reinvest the proceeds in a World Class Timekeeping system, world domination would surely follow.