By John Stankey. First, make a big announcement about Returning to the Office where people who have worked from home will be forced back into the office. This will cause some tension, but it’s just the beginning. Next, you simultaneously announce a layoff. So while people are annoyed at having to make big changes in their lives, it could be worse, they could not have a job at all. This will confuse most, but the last and final step will bring chaos and confusion as promised.
Now that everyone is juggling returning to the office, the possibility of being impacted by a layoff, you give them the final blow. Release the news that their roles are moving to Dallas or Atlanta and they may or may not even be able to follow the work!
Bwahahaha!!!!! Mass confusion and chaos. A trifecta of mental fu-kery! You too can destroy your company if you follow these three easy to follow steps.