Thread regarding Cenovus Energy layoffs

Layoff list exposed

  1. The positions ripe for outsourcing
  2. The employees who refuse to learn new skill
  3. The consummate slacker
  4. The employee who embarrasses his boss
  5. The person who costs too much
  6. The co-worker who doesn’t fit with office culture
  7. The low performer
  8. The sneak
  9. The people unnecessary for business operations
  10. The Redundant position
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@fgi i suppose you fall into the other 5% of posters on this site: the brown nosers (aka Cenovus management material) who think they're smarter than everyone, and imagine they'll get some kind of magic corporate-karma boost by towing the company line in an anonymous forum. Drink the kool-aid if you want just leave the rest of us alone.

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Post ID: @1clq+190TO8mW

That is literally a list of the top 10 attributes to keep your job at Cenovus. If you have a brain or are good at your job you are seen as a threat and marked for the next round of layoffs.

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Post ID: @yni+190TO8mW

I see we have our internal Cenovus thought police posting now. Side thought I was having. Wonder if all these safety incidents reduce your retention bonuses??

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Post ID: @piw+190TO8mW

Dude you just described every manager I ever met at Cenovus. You just forgot brown noser.

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Post ID: @sru+190TO8mW

Cool, I thought they just threw darts a board. Who knew.

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Post ID: @dcs+190TO8mW

I agree most people will fall under point 10 but about 95 % of the people posting on this site will fall under points 2,3,7,8

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