Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

The Houston Party is Over

Back to the office soon, b!tches. No more dreaming, we’ll all be teaming face to face soon.

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Post ID: @OP+19Gv3qGD

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Chevron is planning to exit 1600 and put everyone, Noble included, into 1400 and 1500.

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Post ID: @3gas+19Gv3qGD

The party has not yet started!!!

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Post ID: @2dol+19Gv3qGD

Unless Chevron is listening to Gov. Abbott, this isn't going to happen until at least the Summer when those vaccinations should reach 50%. There may be some phased re-opening of the office for semi-critical positions, perhaps some 1- or 2-day per week returns, but don't expect the cafeteria to re-open or any support services to be available. You're better off staying at home.

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Post ID: @2nkx+19Gv3qGD

Thou shall no longer take 2-3 hour lunch breaks

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Post ID: @2nvp+19Gv3qGD

@bsp, add my name to list of people who won’t be getting the inoculation. I don’t trust the efficacy of the vaccine, so won’t be getting it.

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Post ID: @2jxh+19Gv3qGD

@2xpq I tried living closer, but i kept getting woken up by gunshots and my neighbors were always getting the wheels stolen off their cars.

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Post ID: @2ovd+19Gv3qGD

Who forced you to live an hour away? Move closer.

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Post ID: @2xpq+19Gv3qGD

If Chevron wants to put their money where their mouth is when it comes to “lower carbon” then MW should let us keep working from home instead of forcing us to commute an hour each way.

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Post ID: @2vvg+19Gv3qGD

@twb+19Gv, better than getting the Chinese anal swab test

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Post ID: @1fpo+19Gv3qGD

Hot desks can reap vast savings on office space. Chevron could probably sell a tower or move the San Ramon office in to Houston. Imagine getting the CEOs desk as your hot desk for the day.

The downside is you no longer sit with your workgroup, unless some smart algorithm puts you together for the day.

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Post ID: @1glv+19Gv3qGD

BP in Houston is planning on splitting home/office with no more assigned office desks. Instead, they will have "hot desks" meaning you just grab one when you are there. I wouldn't be surprised to see Chevron do something similar.

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Post ID: @1kke+19Gv3qGD

As soon as covid cases skyrocket in Texas you’ll be sent back home.

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Post ID: @1yne+19Gv3qGD

F—ing thing s—s

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Post ID: @1kqh+19Gv3qGD

@ltj, A legitimate company hired you? If so, I take it you didn't have to actually fill out the application yourself, without help.

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Post ID: @zbp+19Gv3qGD

Why are all so lazy? If you want to stay home just retire. It is that simple.

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Post ID: @mwc+19Gv3qGD

They are not worried, just jelous, as folks o. The payroll have the oppurtunity to stay home, watch Netflix, have their beer, and do minimal and get paid and have bonus and insurance, that is why they are jelous!

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Post ID: @ltj+19Gv3qGD

Why would people on the laid-off boards be concerned about when those who still have jobs need to start coming into the office again?

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Post ID: @tvz+19Gv3qGD

No you will be required to come in as usual, except for your Fridays off. Grow up, children.

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Post ID: @eyc+19Gv3qGD

People will definitely work from home Friday’s and possibly one other day per week. But being absent from the office will not be good for your career.

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Post ID: @vqm+19Gv3qGD

I bet Chevron offers a more flexible work from home policy at some point. Maybe 3 days in office 2 at home or something to that effect.

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Post ID: @qdt+19Gv3qGD

They want everyone back in the office right after their lavish spring break vacation

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Post ID: @qmv+19Gv3qGD

I expect a phased return to the office starting no later than April.

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Post ID: @igm+19Gv3qGD

In Texas less than 9% are fully vaccinated after nearly 2.5 months of vaccination campaign. Even if they speed it up, it will be another 4 to 5 more mo ths to get to ~70% fully vaccinated and even then small kids are still at risk and have no defence or vaccine. The show off is ro ensure businesses such as restaurants and bar can survive and give some hope but work would be mostly conducted remotely until fall if not until end of the year.

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Post ID: @bsp+19Gv3qGD

No @fcd+19Gv3qGD. Keeping the archaic mindset that needing to be physically in the office is Chevron’s crisis. It has prevented the company from attracting & retaining talent.

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Post ID: @ygz+19Gv3qGD

A return to the office is critical to our business which continues to be in a crisis.

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Post ID: @fcd+19Gv3qGD

Will they force us to wear the Chinese Flu masks?

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Post ID: @twb+19Gv3qGD

Again layoff board here. This is called thelayoff.com. Not I have no friends so I have to come to the layoff website to talk about work board. Pathetic.

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Post ID: @ktm+19Gv3qGD

Yeah? At 1400 , what 4 in elevator at a time and hold your breath? LOL. Service was terrible before can't imagine going forward...

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Post ID: @uqj+19Gv3qGD

Not gonna happen until June at earliest.

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Post ID: @irr+19Gv3qGD

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