We're looking for someone with the wisdom of a 50-year-old, the experience of a 40-year-old, the drive of a 30-year-old, and the pay scale of a 20-year-old.
I know this is old, but I've been trying to find a new job for a few months and this has never seemed more accurate than it is now. This is exactly what companies want and they're shocked when we say "no, thanks." Then they claim nobody wants to work.