- Find parking
- Find an open cubicle that has worming equipment and isn't slathered in some slobs trash and germs
- Get work done as we all yell over each other on our remote teams call
- Give a sh-t about productivity
Stop with the water cooler culture lies and let those of us who work better from home do so.
FHY. FRTO.
And to the sycoohant bootlickers who will inevitably come here to defend shart with his co-k thick on their breath: you can kiss my hairy brown a-s.