McSelfish,
I admit I am ungrateful. I want a desk with a chair that I can adjust to my individual height and lower back anatomical requirements, just like you have. I don’t mind sitting on a Starbucks-like marshmallow couch for 1 hour, but it’s not good to sit there for longer periods of time for physically fit people, fat people, or people that have minor or major back issues.
Making it very simple for you. You don’t know who I am but I am very happy to shake your hand in court when a Judge awards me a million dollars for your eloquent testimony. You and your attorney’s are a new kind of stupid and it shows. You and your flunky minions have a stack of town hall questions in your possession, proving first hand knowledge of working conditions and employee concerns. Then you go on record stating you’re aware of conditions and dismiss them while berating your employees in a childish, irresponsible rant.
Thank you for giving me the means to payoff my new weekend cabin on the lake, in one lump sum. Care to go on record with anything else fishy? To HR: Don’t play stupid. You are aware of my back problem. You are aware of my building assignment, You are aware of the working conditions. You are aware of McSelfish’s statements. I have all the communications, emails, notes, etc. This is how you win court cases.