It's that simple, the current work force is broken. Good luck on the unemployment line.
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Simple is se-y is taking off! Our Wonder Woman head of marketing can do it all. From suppressing free speech on twitter to dooming Peloton to now dooming Verizon with po-nographic low brow ads. Truly disgusting.
@a4 IF ONLY!!!!
@a4 What are you on? Got any extra?
Lol maybe another round of BYOD+ will save us
The commercial explodes open in Times Square at night, where Dan makes a grand entrance in a crystal-studded white cowboy look and Mamdani arrives in a sleek rainbow-trimmed suit with a rainbow keffiyeh, as the whole square transforms into a massive drag spectacular with giant rainbow LED screens, voguing dancers, sequined backup performers, and drag queens ruling the crosswalks like a Broadway-Pride coronation. As the music builds, Dan purrs, “Honey, if you’re going to serve this much Pride, you better have the signal to support it,” and Mamdani fires back, “That’s why we brought Verizon — strong enough for every queen, every rebel, and every fabulous New Yorker livestreaming their truth.”
They begin a choreographed strut before an honorary leather daddy stomps onto the stage, blows a tiny referee whistle, and attempts to teach them an sensual three-man dance routine. Dan repeatedly spins the wrong direction, Mamdani’s rainbow keffiyeh becomes tangled around all three of them, and the leather daddy keeps stopping the music to hold up increasingly disappointed scorecards reading “NO BARS,” “ONE BAR,” and finally “FULL BARS!” after Dan accidentally invents a move called the Unlimited Data Dip. They finish by forming a human 5G signal icon, only for Dan to lose his balance and send the trio tumbling harmlessly into a giant feather boa while the drag queens judge them with mercilessly slow applause.
The spectacle peaks with Dan and Mamdani riding a sparkling rainbow unicorn through Times Square when the unicorn suddenly releases a burst of glitter directly into Dan’s face. The crowd roars, Dan wipes the glitter from his eyes and laughs, “Now that’s what I call premium coverage,” while Mamdani grins and says, “Verizon — keeping the signal fierce, the people visible, and the party fully connected.” The whole thing crescendos into a rooftop finale surrounded by drag royalty, mirror ba--s, and neon hearts, where Dan snaps open a rainbow fan and declares, “Full bars, bold hearts, and enough Pride to light up every block in America, darling.”