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New to NOV and looking for mentorship with specific qualities

ISO mentor with specific characteristics and traits such as:

  • fashion guru, must love SAS shoes
  • loves to show up at events..golf tournaments, fishing tournaments, shooting tournaments, conferences, and etc.
  • must be willing to give fake title to customer associations.
  • loves to be the go to for security situations.
  • completely energized by gossip.
  • hasn’t ever sold anything… ever and believes (pronoun) they deserve to be an executive.
  • someone ok with failure and is ok with demotions; however, has an excuse.
  • loves Jazz hands
  • favorite movie is Road House.
  • has to be more toxic than Chernobyl.
  • can sellout out a friend in a drop of a hat.
  • has never said one good thing about anyone…ever.
  • loves to give cringe worthy speeches and spends hours rehearsing awkward monologues.

If you find someone with these 1 in a billion qualities, then I found my hero.

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Wow dude that's a lot to read. We all dislike malls but my goodness, relax lol Gets some sleep for Gods sake.

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Post ID: @xxcj+1mF84suM

A profile of a segway riding toxic drama queen mid-level manager exhibits certain characteristics and behaviors that can negatively impact the work environment and the performance of their team:

Attention-seeking: They constantly seek attention and crave being the center of attention. They thrive on drama and will go to great lengths to create or escalate conflicts and controversies.
Manipulative: They employ manipulative tactics to control and influence others. They may use gossip, rumors, and emotional manipulation to divide their team and create a sense of chaos.
Lack of accountability: They rarely take responsibility for their actions and often shift blame onto others. They are quick to point fingers and avoid owning up to their mistakes or shortcomings.
Negative attitude: They consistently display a negative and pessimistic attitude, which spreads throughout the team. They focus on problems rather than solutions and tend to discourage and demotivate their team members.
Lack of transparency: They withhold information and keep their team members in the dark about important decisions or changes, leading to confusion and mistrust within the team.
Favoritism: They show favoritism towards a select few individuals, often creating cliques within the team. This behavior breeds resentment and undermines teamwork and collaboration.
Constant drama creation: They thrive on creating unnecessary drama and conflicts, often blowing minor issues out of proportion. This behavior creates a toxic work environment and can lead to increased stress and decreased productivity.
Poor communication skills: They struggle with effective communication, often resorting to passive-aggressive behavior, sarcasm, or vague instructions. This lack of clear communication causes misunderstandings and hampers productivity.
Lack of empathy: They show little empathy or concern for their team members' well-being or personal circumstances. They prioritize their own agenda and goals above the needs and concerns of their team.
High employee turnover: Their toxic behavior and management style contribute to high employee turnover rates. Talented and motivated employees may leave the team or organization due to the negative work environment the toxic drama queen manager created them.
Usually, this profile comes from individuals that have severe issues with intelligence. It's quite likely that the paternal figure was elevated to a professor/ authority. It's quite common for these individuals to grasp power and gossip (roles) commonly becoming mall security guards or demoted OFS sales. They usually have some great information and leadership finds it necessary to keep the individuals to absorb negativity within the enterprise.

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Post ID: @wurn+1mF84suM

This is absolutely hysterical and on point.

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Post ID: @uquq+1mF84suM

Y’all leave el mallo copo alone people. He’s not a very serious person.

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Post ID: @fqzn+1mF84suM

Mentors here = make you do extra work without the pay or perks!

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Post ID: @ezbc+1mF84suM

Segway person to the rescue!

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Post ID: @dqcf+1mF84suM

I'd look a little further South than Aberdeen.

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Post ID: @2mxy+1mF84suM

We have no shortage of these types here.

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Post ID: @1oyf+1mF84suM

@xdv+1mF84suM
DEFINITELY works in Scotland and whose office is (approximately) 10.525 miles from Union Square in Aberdeen, his office is on the 3rd floor and he is as arrogant and pompous as Boris Johnson. Absolutely disappeared up his own ‘Arris hole he has.

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Post ID: @bvi+1mF84suM

Is he undercover for the pizza and spaghetti rig builders?

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Post ID: @npl+1mF84suM

I think that the ideal candidate would be an individual who works in Scotland, never has a good word for anybody and loves promoting themselves and without compunction is willing to drop anyone in the sh*t if it suits their agenda.

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Post ID: @xdv+1mF84suM

I have a potential candidate, but he is also an undercover informant to several organizations so will have to DM you. Wouldn't want his cover blown but he goes by the name of khaki-blazerpants.

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